Bottoms Up

Well, fuck you very much, America. You let me down, just like I knew you would.

C'mon liberal elite friends of mine. Let me take you out for a nice, artsy fartsy bottle of:



Cheers, bitches.

Ticky Tacky Gum Drops

So I've dropped the ball a bit on Fashion Bored. So sure me!

No wait, don't. I have no monies. Instead, would you settle for this tacky clutch?

I'm predicting rhinestone turtles will beg this fall. . .

F*uck You, Kyle

Love, Doüg and Emily Dickinson